The other night I had a dream that I was all alone in this post-apocalyptic town. Zombies roamed the streets at night and it was really very scary. Finally I said to myself, "Enough is enough!" And I decided to leave the town and find refuge. 

Upon leaving the town, I found others—who like me—were trying to find a way out. Suddenly, out of no where this kitten lurches at me! It's so damn cute that I cannot bare to kill it, so I just throw it to the ground. It continues to jump on me and try to eat my flesh but instead, it's teeth are so little that it really just tickles.